You auto know that I am not a punster. But it is a pieceful work.
Woke up to Lady Gaga’s poker face.
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And planned to write on pun today.
But I am a day dreamer. I started thinking of being a red queen, living a stable life of my ween.
Not just me, but my friends are dumb too. Let me tell you an instance.
During the day, while watching hairy potter, my friend asked, Coke?. I said, Pepsi. My friend, “Maybe PepsiCo will be our new Okay”. I hit him with my can for the lameness, only to hear, “Thank god, it was a soft drink.”
Coming back, I will get on pun.
I could wordplay on cockatiel, but it would be fowl.
And then I have to complete reading my book. It is a book about puns, and is pun full to put down.
Recently I have been addicted to The Simpsons, maybe it will make me smrt.
And I seem to be improving. A proof, my best puns replied by ridiculous faces, and painful remarks. What else would be a better symptom of my progress?
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Sock puns and Jokes
My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church.
1. What did the hat say to the sock?
“I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot”.
2.I don’t get the idea behind Fap-socks.
When I have a Fap, I do it barefoot.
3. Why did I take my children to work today?
I wore the wrong sock.
4. What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Barefoot.
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5. Why did the golfer buy two pairs of socks?
He was afraid he’d get a hole in one
^^^^I’ll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out
6. How do you know it’s time to buy new socks?
When you stand on a penny and can tell if it’s heads or tails.
7. Did well at strip poker the other night.
I played my socks off.
8. Why are old socks good for golf?
Because they have 18 holes!
9. Children are like socks
Alot of them go missing.
10. “One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”
11. I like my socks like I like my women
Thick, high, and warm.
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12. How did the farmer mend his socks?
With cabbage patches!
13. I’m not afraid of taking off my socks
I just get cold feet.
14. I used to have a few jokes about pairs of matching socks but I’ve lost one.
15. Somebody told me my socks didn’t match
To which I responded, “I have another pair just like these!”
16. What kind of socks do you need to plant flowers?
Garden hose!
17. Socks are expensive.
I can go on a date or I can buy a pack of socks. I was going to ask this girl out, but then I got cold feet.
18. Your guy didn’t know any puns about colourful, diamond patterned socks.
But argyle know some.
19. What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?
Gee, you knit?
20. How many inches can you fit in a sock?
One foot.
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21. Did you hear about the pants with leg warmers?
It will knock your socks off.
22. My girlfriend asked me if I bring an extra pair of socks when I play golf.
With a confused look I replied, “No.”
She said “What happens if you get a hole in one?”
23. What do you call someone that likes to mix and match their socks?
Heterosocksual
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24. Whenever I cannot find my other pair of sock, I change my Facebook status to “Single and looking.”
Thank-You for stopping by, i hope you’ve enjoyed this list of sock puns as much as we did while collecting it. It’s been fantastic!
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